New Sprog

My sister just had a baby, which no longer looks like this:



It's been coloured in now, and its resolution has been considerably improved to millions of colours.

His name is Thomas Oliver Herrod, and he was born this morning. Making him very, very young indeed.

Hooray!

myhaemorrhage.com

The latest craze on the streets seems to be "hangin'" down at the local internet cafe, checking out precisely which celebrity you look like.

Apparently I look like David Hasselhoff, and some other lesser known people who look nothing like me. Try as I might, I couldn't get pictures of cats, brick walls, etc. to look like any celebrity. But what about pictures of celebrities themselves?

The results were vaguely surprising...

To my delight, 61% of Ben Stiller looks like Adolf Hitler:


Perhaps less surprisingly, Paul Simon and Henry Kissinger bear a rather unsettling resemblance to Dame Edna:




Remember: the camera never lies:



Try yourself here.

Tea for Tootie

This beat is Technotronic.

Just another tootie call. (search for tootie)

Cough-fee

Here's a free tip:
If you are going to do a small, intimate gig with your dad in a coffee shop, learn a song or two first. That way, you might remember the words. And, with a little luck, the tune.

(1MB file, so give it time...)